- *straight person voice*: stop being so sensitive
- *straight person voice*: how DARE you tell a joke about heterophobia on the internet?????? what the fuck you are LITERALLY OPPRESSING ME. macklemore will hear about this
One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-
You fucking champ
i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!
when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week
am i the only person who calls them out when they do that
yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Why did the final countdown start playing out of nowhere
u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter”
here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.