• *straight person voice*: stop being so sensitive
  • *straight person voice*: how DARE you tell a joke about heterophobia on the internet?????? what the fuck you are LITERALLY OPPRESSING ME. macklemore will hear about this

nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

luvlyhuman:

i wanna KISS YOU and you’re NOT HERE

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

catskid100:

From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending  me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!

rupindre:

xbox420:

barbiehutch:

when ur parents say something really racist/sexist/misogynistic/ableist/queerphobic and you just laugh like “h a ha h aa yeahhh” cuz u don’t wanna start drama but it makes ur skin crawl for the rest of the week

am i the only person who calls them out when they do that

yeah because some kids get their ass whooped for speaking out of turn

(Source: desmondsickamore)


schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

(Source: milkyytea)

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai)


thefirethatpropelledittome:

iguanamouth:

whoops

Why did the final countdown start playing out of nowhere

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside


cerviceps:

I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter

here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.